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  • High School Friends

    Thought some of you ladies may enjoy this little joke.....


    3 OLD HIGH SCHOOL FRIENDS

    Rachel, Clare and Samantha haven't seen each other since High School. They rediscover each other via a reunion website and arrange to meet for lunch in a wine bar.

    Rachel arrives first, wearing beige Versace. She orders a bottle of Pinot Grigio. Clare arrives shortly afterward,
    in gray Chanel. After the required ritualized kisses she joins Rachel in a glass of wine. Then Samantha walks in, wearing a faded old tee-shirt, blue jeans and boots. She too shares the wine.

    Rachel explains that after leaving high school and graduating from Princeton in Classics, she met and married
    Timothy, with whom she has a beautiful daughter. Timothy is a partner in one of New York 's leading law firms. They live in a 4000 sq ft co-op on Fifth Avenue , where Susanna, the daughter, attends drama school. They have a second home in Phoenix .

    Clare relates that she graduated from Harvard Med School and became a surgeon. Her husband, Clive, is a leading
    Wall Street investment banker. They live in Southampton on Long Island and have a second home in Naples , Florida .

    Samantha explains that she left school at 17 and ran off with her boyfriend, Ben. They run a tropical bird park in
    California and grow their own vegetables. Ben can stand five parrots, side by side, on his willy.

    Halfway down the third bottle of wine and several hours later, Rachel blurts out that her husband is a cashier at Wal-Mart.
    They live in a small apartment in Brooklyn and have a travel trailer parked at a nearby storage facility.

    Clare, chastened and encouraged by her old friend's honesty, explains that she and Clive are both nurses' aides
    in a retirement home. They live in Jersey City and take vacation camping trips to Alabama .

    Samantha admits that the fifth parrot has to stand on one leg.

    “War is peace.
    Freedom is slavery.
    Ignorance is strength.”
    ― George Orwell

  • #2
    too funny
    Try not to let hurdles hold you down because they will always be there.

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