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  • #2
    LMAO

    That was funny!!

    -Strike Force
    She blinded me with Science!!!

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    • #3
      Freaking hilarious!

      And cook him a nice meal. You got that Shire? Make sure you cook him a nice meal.

      Matt

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      • #4
        LOL,I showed the wife, she read half and said "whatever" walked off and started getting lunch ready,but ill have to let her off because she only read half so what else can you expect of a woman than to get it half right lol.i'll bet now she'll read this and then the fun will begin.lol
        ps if you do read this luv ya you bitch haha(hope that save s my ass a tad)
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        • #5
          Originally posted by dlew6969 View Post
          LOL,I showed the wife, she read half and said "whatever" walked off and started getting lunch ready,but ill have to let her off because she only read half so what else can you expect of a woman than to get it half right lol.i'll bet now she'll read this and then the fun will begin.lol
          ps if you do read this luv ya you bitch haha(hope that save s my ass a tad)
          LOL.

          Here's the main question. Was lunch a nice meal, or did it taste like crap? If it was a nice meal, then you're at least getting 50% of what you pay for.

          Matt

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Matt-from-SM View Post
            LOL.

            Here's the main question. Was lunch a nice meal, or did it taste like crap? If it was a nice meal, then you're at least getting 50% of what you pay for.

            Matt
            Chicken titties again bro,mmmm scrumtous lol
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            • #7
              Originally posted by dlew6969 View Post
              Chicken titties again bro,mmmm scrumtous lol
              50% then.

              Matt

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              • #8
                that is really fucking classic. lmao

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                • #9
                  So what do u say to a Lieutenant in MD with 2 black eyes? Nothing a Made Member already told him twice.
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                  • #10
                    Awesome!

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                    • #11
                      I don't get it.

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                      • #12
                        40 Comebacks

                        40 Comebacks:
                        1. "I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit."
                        2. "I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce."
                        3. "How about never? Is never a good day/time for you?"
                        4. "I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public."
                        5. "I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way."
                        6
                        . "I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter."
                        7. "I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message."
                        8. "I don't work here. I'm a consultant."
                        9. "It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying."
                        10
                        . "Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again."
                        11. "I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid."
                        12
                        . "You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers."
                        13. "I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn."
                        14
                        . "I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth."
                        15. "I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you."
                        16. "Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view."
                        17. "The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist."
                        18
                        . "Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental."
                        19. "What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?"
                        20
                        . "I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant."
                        21
                        . "It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off."
                        22. "Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial."
                        23
                        . "And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?"
                        24. "Do I look like a people person?"
                        25. "This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting."
                        26
                        . "I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left."
                        27. "Sarcasm is just one more service we offer."
                        28. "If I throw a stick, will you leave?"
                        29. "Errors have been made. Others will be blamed."
                        30
                        . "Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed."
                        31. "I'm trying to imagine you with a personality."
                        32. "A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door."
                        33. "Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?"
                        34. "Too many freaks, not enough circuses."
                        35. "Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?"
                        36. "Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done."
                        37. "How do I set a laser printer to stun?"
                        38. "I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted a salary."
                        39. "Who lit the fuse on your tampon?"
                        40. "Oh I get it... like humour... but different!"
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                        • #13
                          Tech Support

                          Dear Tech Support,

                          Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources, In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. PLEASE HELP!

                          Thanks
                          A troubled User

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                          REPLY:

                          Dear Troubled User,

                          This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many People upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by it's Creator to run EVERYTHING!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support.

                          I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

                          Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

                          WARNING!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damaged to the operating system..

                          Best of luck,
                          Tech Support
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                          • #14
                            have to use some off those in the other threads lol
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                            • #15
                              DEFINITELY SHOULD HAV PUT THIS IN THE PIT LOL
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