Agnostic quotes thread

[mike pulcinella]

I know of no wars started by anyone to impose lack of religion on someone else. We have lethal Sunni v Shia, Catholic against Protestant, but no agnostic suicide bombers attack crowded atheist pubs.
Simon Hoggart

[mike pulcinella]

I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure - that is all that agnosticism means.
Clarence Darrow

[Elf]

How can you personally reconcile being an agnostic and having such a staunch feeling that there probably is no god?

[Buadain]

Thread stuck.

[lou0178]

I know this isn't agnostic, but was funny last night on Bill Maher.

“Even atheists make me roll my eyes sometimes,” he said. “Like when they sued to have a cross taken down from a building. Oh for f***s sake, we are atheists not vampires. If you can’t handle seeing a cross now and then, you picked the wrong country.”

[mike pulcinella]

Thread stuck.

Thanks!

[mike pulcinella]

I know this isn't agnostic, but was funny last night on Bill Maher.

“Even atheists make me roll my eyes sometimes,” he said. “Like when they sued to have a cross taken down from a building. Oh for f***s sake, we are atheists not vampires. If you can’t handle seeing a cross now and then, you picked the wrong country.”

HAHAHA!! True, sometimes they get a little too crazy.

[mike pulcinella]

How can you personally reconcile being an agnostic and having such a staunch feeling that there probably is no god?

Because no matter how strongly you FEEL that there is no God, YOU CANNOT KNOW.

All I really know is that religion is man made. There may be a God but It's not as humans have described It, of that I am sure.

[mike pulcinella]

One more quote for today which relates to the above...

I will never come around to the idea of an anthropomorphic God. I'm also uncomfortable with the word 'God'... I'm agnostic about the answer and I'm agnostic about the question.
Jonathan Safran Foer

[mfcruncher]

What do you get when you cross an agnostic with a Jehovah's Witness?.... Someone who knocks at your door for no apparent reason.

[mfcruncher]

An ageing agnostic is talking to his son when he said "When you get to my age you spend a lot more time thinking about the hereafter." "Why do you say that", enquires the son. The agnostic replies "Well, I often find myself going into a room and thinking what did I come in here after."

[mfcruncher]

Because no matter how strongly you FEEL that there is no God, YOU CANNOT KNOW.

All I really know is that religion is man made. There may be a God but It's not as humans have described It, of that I am sure.

Bold: That's all you know. Keep that in mind when you post and as you told Rock, "keep it to yourself."

[lou0178]

What do you get when you cross an agnostic with a Jehovah's Witness?.... Someone who knocks at your door for no apparent reason.

pretty good...

[mfcruncher]

[mfcruncher]

GFR posted this^^^ on, "For Believers only," so I thought to myself, "Pulcy thinks GFR is cool, so I bet he would like it on his thread as well."