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  • Originally posted by Bowden View Post
    Even a fucking broken clock is right twice a day.

    As well...

    The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type a given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare.
    In this context, "almost surely" is a mathematical term with a precise meaning, and the "monkey" is not an actual monkey, but a metaphor for an abstract device that produces a random sequence of letters and symbols ad infinitum. The probability of a monkey exactly typing a complete work such as Shakespeare's Hamlet is so tiny that the chance of it occurring during a period of time even a hundred thousand orders of magnitude longer than the age of the universe is extremely low, but not actually zero.
    Variants of the theorem include multiple and even infinitely many typists, and the target text varies between an entire library and a single sentence. The history of these statements can be traced back to Aristotle's On Generation and Corruption and Cicero's De natura deorum, through Blaise Pascal and Jonathan Swift, and finally to modern statements with their iconic typewriters. In the early 20th century, Émile Borel and Arthur Eddington used the theorem to illustrate the timescales implicit in the foundations of statistical mechanics.
    This is a pretty low blow bro. Comparing a highly evolved species like monkies to kroh.

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    • Oh & try saying low blow bro fast.

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      • Last edited by bolsen; March 11th, 2012, 04:45 PM.
        http://krohdaddi.tumblr.com/
        Originally posted by bolsen
        Whatever you do, don't take a screenshot and post that pm...

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        • Last edited by bolsen; March 11th, 2012, 04:45 PM.
          http://krohdaddi.tumblr.com/
          Originally posted by bolsen
          Whatever you do, don't take a screenshot and post that pm...

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          • Last edited by bolsen; March 11th, 2012, 04:45 PM.
            http://krohdaddi.tumblr.com/
            Originally posted by bolsen
            Whatever you do, don't take a screenshot and post that pm...

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            • http://krohdaddi.tumblr.com/
              Originally posted by bolsen
              Whatever you do, don't take a screenshot and post that pm...

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              • http://krohdaddi.tumblr.com/
                Originally posted by bolsen
                Whatever you do, don't take a screenshot and post that pm...

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                • Poor Mr.Eddie...

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                  • Originally posted by Bowden View Post
                    Even a fucking broken clock is right twice a day.

                    As well...

                    The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type a given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare.
                    In this context, "almost surely" is a mathematical term with a precise meaning, and the "monkey" is not an actual monkey, but a metaphor for an abstract device that produces a random sequence of letters and symbols ad infinitum. The probability of a monkey exactly typing a complete work such as Shakespeare's Hamlet is so tiny that the chance of it occurring during a period of time even a hundred thousand orders of magnitude longer than the age of the universe is extremely low, but not actually zero.
                    Variants of the theorem include multiple and even infinitely many typists, and the target text varies between an entire library and a single sentence. The history of these statements can be traced back to Aristotle's On Generation and Corruption and Cicero's De natura deorum, through Blaise Pascal and Jonathan Swift, and finally to modern statements with their iconic typewriters. In the early 20th century, Émile Borel and Arthur Eddington used the theorem to illustrate the timescales implicit in the foundations of statistical mechanics.
                    Key word, infinite.
                    Statistical mechanics have practical applications. Betting on an infinite number of monkeys hammering out a sonnet is not relevant nor is it applicable to anything in reality.

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                    • edited because it was yet again another trash post
                      Last edited by villan; July 4th, 2012, 01:57 AM.

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                      • Originally posted by juxtaposedhearts0 View Post
                        Poor Mr.Eddie...
                        Follower 22 up, 38 down
                        After doing a poo, once the toilet has been flushed, after a number of minutes or hours, the poo re-emerges meaning the next person who goes to the toilet has to experience the wonders of somebody else's waste disposal. Therefore having to re-flush it down, however this poo may rise yet again (not a pleasant experience for many..)
                        "Oi mate! I just went to the loo and saw the biggest follower that I've ever seen!"
                        Tell me why I had to be a Powerslave,I don't wanna die, I'm a God,Why can't I live on?

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                        • Holy fucking shit piss cunt. Just had an unbelievable exchange with a guy.

                          http://forums.musculardevelopment.co...=1#post3129699

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                          • Originally posted by Klaus Urine View Post
                            Holy fucking shit piss cunt. Just had an unbelievable exchange with a guy.

                            http://forums.musculardevelopment.co...=1#post3129699
                            you could have turned that into 3 pages of idiocy,then linked the pit to it,,,lift your game son
                            Tell me why I had to be a Powerslave,I don't wanna die, I'm a God,Why can't I live on?

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                            • Originally posted by villan View Post
                              you could have turned that into 3 pages of idiocy,then linked the pit to it,,,lift your game son
                              Haha, you're absolutely right; I had to fight the urge to keep it going.

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                              • Originally posted by Klaus Urine View Post
                                Holy fucking shit piss cunt. Just had an unbelievable exchange with a guy.

                                http://forums.musculardevelopment.co...=1#post3129699
                                Originally posted by Ace Corona View Post
                                bro. I didn't realize he was being sarcastic; that can be difficult to detect over the Internet, if we were together in person I'm sure I would've caught his drift.
                                Right then Ace.....
                                Muscular Development Forum Rules :.

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