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    Default MD Pit 1 on 1 with.....UkrainianGuy

    Well folks, here we are sitting with the now very world famous Pope of Porn and recently published author, our very own UkrainianGuy.

    *UKG comes out to the strains of the very latest Disturbed played by the house band: Tommy Lee on drums, Zakk Wylde and Mick Thompson on guitars and vocals, and Robert Trujillo on bass. Backed by bare ass naked go go girls*


    What' up, bro? Have a seat - No No, that's MY seat. Sit over there. Wayyy over there. Alrighty.... What's shakin, bacon?
    Not much trying to keep my head above water


    I see.....hey why the name "UkrainianGuy", other than you come from the Ukrain?
    My screen name (User name) is from my MSN chatting days. I had a crappy nickname and asked a (mod) to make me a name and she made this... I'm Ukrainian and im a Guy so... kGy which was my screen name in MSN chat, once i left "chat" it was my signature on my emails, and when i got here and decided to stay i had it changed to UkrainianGuy

    Soooo….. you used to do a lot of chat online, eh…..? Are there any UKNUDIEGUY pics floatin around out there somewhere?
    Hmm nope not

    *sounds of women going Awwwww in displeasure*

    We mods (well...ex mod here, anyways) know you're a pretty big sumbich. Have you ever really fucked anyone up?
    Yeap back in my bouncing days, just like Alex i retired from that – thankfully

    How tall are you and how much do you weigh?
    5ft 11inches... 260lbs currently



    Listen....Legend has it that you have the world's biggest porn collection. Even bigger than Foreman's pedophilia collection. Is this true?
    Ha ha, Nah, I have a big collection of perverted emails ... GX and Melissa can atest to that probably..lol ... i just search the net for all the pictures i post.

    And a most keen eye you have there, bro…..

    Ok now, how much wood (cock) could Foreman chuck if Foreman could chuck wood (cock)?
    HAHA - i don't think i wanna know!

    Yeah I didnt wanna know either, but dlew and West were beggin me to ask....


    Hate ta put you on the spot, big guy, but who's your favorite top 5 board ladies?
    Dang, hmm no particular order ... MEL, SALLY, Gym Diva, GM, Peaceful and PowerMania

    Who's your favorite top 5 board mates?
    No particular order,GX, Dlew, BlueDevil, mike pulcinella, and Dat Ninja Dude

    Reaalllyy????....BlueDevil AND Dlew???....and, that...that... that little, lawn mowin, landscapin, lowrider ridin........HIM???

    Poor choices, bro....poor choices all of them. But anyways....


    What does UKG do when he's not logged on to MD?
    Usually working out, working or watching DVD's.

    Ahh……and what types of DVDs does it take to get the world famous Ukranianguy’s attention? Bodybuilding? Action/Adventure? Comedy?.....and - dare I say - even some romance?
    All of the above. But i dig box sets, i recently bought all the CSI's - hours of entertainment something i can watch all day Have to buy a new shelf for my dvd's again

    What’s on UKG’s DVD player right now?
    George Carlin "life is worth losing" .. lol.. bought it today

    What’s on his CD player?
    Don't have one in my apartment (DVD player Doubles as a cd player) , got a MP3 player in my car - New Disturbed CD!!


    If a certain lady of the female persuasion (from this board) happened to have a secret crush on you, what's the best way to let you know?
    hmm good question - PM me to start

    A PM...? A PM???......... Look, bro..... we gotta start thinking outide the box here (no pun intended)....ya gotta start gettin a little more original with the answers or people wont turn on to the show no more. PMs are old school. Shoulda said something like, "She could make a thread in the 18 and Over section about what she would do to me with a pair of jumper cable and a saddle". Dig me? People like romantic shit like that.

    Ok now.....Based on their avatar, who would you marry?
    Planettamar

    Fine choice indeed.


    Ok, based on their board personality, who would you marry?
    hmm dunno, havent really gotten to know anyone..


    On a romantic scale, how romatic are you? Very, moderatly, or none at all?
    very, but takes a quality woman to bring it out


    Aahhh....I take it, then, that you are either very choosy in the romance department, or you’re just very careful about who you bring home to Mom?
    Yeah all of the above. Each time u get burned u become more afraid of getting burned.


    HAVE you ever brought Mom a specific lady for the purpose of introduction? I don’t know if you know, but in our culture that is a VERY significant and bold move.
    funny yeah, each of my last girlfriends, once i found the woman a keeper, gotta introduce her to Mom. But in the end i did whatever i wanted anyways.. as long as my mom doesnt know that its all good.



    Do you cook for your lady?
    Sure of course

    Awright awright dont get cocky....



    What's your idea of romance?
    relaxing evening, free of responsiblities and the chaotic world, shared only with that one person you cant get enough of... or something like that mumbo jumbo

    Let's take it back old school......say you had a VERY special lady whom you were bringing back to your place...... what kind of music or what specific CD would be playing in the back ground?
    Aww dang, that be all seductive sax & R & B tunage.


    Alright, then....If a bro was under a bus, and Sallyanne was walking down the street and about to step on poo, who's aid would you go to?
    I would scream to Sally to watch her step as I ran to my car to quickly grab my jack and jack that bus up to save my bro... that of course after I finished my last rep.. LOL

    Who would win: GX or Spiderman?
    GX cause he's real

    Who's hotter? Sallyanne or any other woman in this world?
    No One is HOTTER than Sally

    *taps fingers on desk........ * Uh-huh...... yea absolutely. Look just keep yer hands and eyes where I can see 'em if she comes in, alright?


    Finish this sentence:
    Summer nights beneath a desert moon....leaning causually along a fence of wind worn wood......
    I would reach for my blackberry to see who reported a post from the MD forum...

    *taps fingers on desk again*..........yea -OK...... You're a strange sumbich, you know dat?

    Anyways, folks, let's give him a big round of applause here. He's late for security duty on GM's Overnight Third Shift Thread and we definately dont want to piss that one off. Especially if she's been hangin with FnF. hey look big guy, come back soon, will ya?


    Thanks i had fun!
    Last edited by UkrainianGuy; June 20th, 2008 at 02:56 AM. Reason: spell checked
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    good stuff, who's on tap for the next installment?

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    Ninja Loco

    Good stuff... happy to answer more Q's if anyone has

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    good shit... thanks for the shout out UK.

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    Do you take steroids?

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    what are steroids?

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    What is a lady of female persuasion?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaveMan View Post
    What is a lady of feminine persuasion?
    a hot chick

    Quote Originally Posted by BlueDevil View Post
    what are steroids?
    stuff u inject into ur body to get BIG muscles



    sighs i guess i asked for it.. got any questions u wanna ask me is cool
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    Any new developments on the MD gym thing?

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    on my own i have inquired with a few important people about opening a business and what kind of captial one must need etc.. and then i scouted a few locations in my town.. hardest part is the captial part. I could go to a bank and try and get a loan but without any collateral im screwed.

    Even if i had $100,000, as downpayment for the remaining $400,000 - still couldnt get the loan. I dont own a house and my credit rating is "MEH"

    so i would need partners.. and or sponsorship

    unless someone wants to cosign a loan..lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by UkrainianGuy View Post

    stuff u inject into ur body to get BIG muscles



    sighs i guess i asked for it.. got any questions u wanna ask me is cool
    thanks, do you have any?















































    grey poupon?

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    i hate mustard!
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    eat it damn it

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    Do you take steroids?

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    what are steroids?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueDevil View Post
    what are steroids?
    Your question sucks. Mine's serious.

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    sorry, don't hate/rape me.

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