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Thread: Does your high protein intake make you fart stink so bad your partner gags?

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    Default Does your high protein intake make you fart stink so bad your partner gags?

    I fart a lot.

    I'm pretty sure the amount of protein I ingest is a major factor.

    My farts make my g/f gag sometimes and she wants to know if its the same for other peoples partners, hence the post.

    I wont tell her that Ive wrote this part in my post but I acutally enjoy sharing it with her.

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    i had some of the most lethal farts the other day and she was gagging

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    Not really it used to be real bad but i changed up my protein source because i am lactose intolerant and the shakes made me so bloated and my farts smelled like the worst part of Jersey (THATS REAL BAD LOL). I use the New Whey liquid protein from IDS quick protein shot of 42g
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    Oh yeah...... My wife hates the fact that I rip ass so much. I tell her that she is just being pissy cuse girls dont fart.lol
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    u gotta dutch oven it
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    hahahahah this is the funniest shit....i fart all the time and she hates it LMAO!!!

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    I switched to a higher quality powder and the problem is solved. its the whey "concentrates" and bring on the gasssss with me LOL

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    I've had to stop drinking protein shakes as it makes me need to shit all the time
    and at the worst times, can't be arsed with it....nice eh?

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    My wife must be on some hella protein. I have banned her from farting while in the car. It's that bad.

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    Partner?!

    No, whats really bad is when you're by yourself and you are scared to fart cause the previous 2 you ripped almost put you in a coma.

    As mentioned, the lower quality stuff usually wreaks havoc on my insides...

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    love this thread hahaha... when you start blasting farts i have hard to believe that any chick wouldn't gag hahaha...

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    my wife has litterally lept out of the shower and forsaken the towel when the temp in the house was 60degrees, just to get to minimal safe distance from the bathroom. and once while driving i had to pull over and let my daughter (who is 2) out of the car cause she said daddys fart was making her cry

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    After a while, she made it mandatory that we each have our own blanket to sleep in, I could wake her out of a dead sleep.

    No it's gotten to the point where she sleeps in the guest bedroom.

    Sometimes it's so bad you can cut the air with a knife, soy protein does it to me real bad.

    True love will be able to withstand bad gas, and if she really loves you she'll clean the bacon strips off your underwear too.

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    water gives me gas, i have tried everything and nothing helps!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ASL View Post
    water gives me gas, i have tried everything and nothing helps!
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    Formula #2 will help with gas.

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    Am amusing story. I have a friend who, I believe, has the worst farts in history. They smell like nuclear waste or boiled Limburger cheese.....you get the idea. He meets a girl he really likes and thinks he could marry. We (his friends), keep asking him, "Did you fart around her yet?" Answer was always no. This is what happened: they were out for dinner etc.. returned to her apartment. They're sitting on the couch when he realizes "it's time" so he asks her to get him a glass of water. She complies. While she's in the other room he raises the window, pulls his pants down (yes everything), sticks his ass out the window and lets one go. Just as he's doing so, she enters the room and starts to scream "WTF are you doing!" He tells her the story and gets her all calmed down and they hear a knock at the door. It was the police. Apparently, an elderly neighbor saw his ass out the window and called them. He was arrested for indecent exposure and public lewdness! He ended up marrying her and yes they are divorced.
    Last edited by Bob S; June 15th, 2010 at 05:31 PM.

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