Joe Rogan is the Whole F'ing Show!!

[udflyerfan]

source:TitoOrtiz.com

*THE OFFICAL UFC DRINKING GAME*
1 DRINK
- When Joe Rogan yells hes "rocked" or "for sure"
- When Joe Rogan says or uses the word "freak" in any way
- When they show a "celb" in the crowd
- When Dana speaks
- When they stop a fight due to ground and pound
- When a fighter declares they are the best of anything
- When a TUF fighter fights
- When its a fighter who should have been in the ufc long ago
- If fight goes to a decision
- For a takedown
- When ref stands them back up
- If fighter wears a "xience" shirt

2 DRINKS
- When fighter losses 1st and or 2nd round and finshes his oppent in the 3rd
- When a title holder losses his belt
- When fighters will not touch gloves
- When Joe corrects Mike
- When a TUF finalist fights
- When its a trilogy fight
- If fight ends in a submission
- For a slam
- When fighter goes for an armbar or kimura (finsh or not)
- When they show ring card girls
- For leg kicks
- For hot girls making out in the crowd
- Winning fighter jumps on the cage
- For every fighter that wears red shorts

3 DRINKS
- Flying Knee
- Flying Submission
- When TUF fighter wins
- Fight ends in a leg lock
- When fight ends in TKO/KO
- When fighter is bleeding
- If taps to triangle choke
- If head kick connects
- Spinning back fist
- When Joe Rogan says judge is a moron or should be shot
- If fighter fights with an injury or contiunes fight with an injury
- If heavyweight pulls off submission
- Fighters shown training in the locker room

FINISH BEER
- When fight ends in 20 secs. or less
- When its a legends last fight
- When TUF fighter wins a belt
- Chuck wins by submission
- If fights stopped by doc for a cut
- If fight is a draw
- When a fight breaks out in the crowd
- When a fight is stopped due to a groin strike
- When a fight is stopped due to a broke limb(arm, leg)

This looks awesome...I'm gonna try it soon. Looks like i might have to pause my TivO a ton though to try and keep track of everything going on!!

[Swede]

Joe rogan OWNS



haha I fucking LOVE this.

[Larry C]

Burn! Like how she tried to make it seem like it didn't phase at the end.

[Ninja Loco]

That was very disrespectfull of Joe to do that shit. I mean, he called her an out of shape older woman for Christ's sake!! That is VERY disrespectfull to older, out of shape people.


What he SHOULD have called her was an annoying fat piece of shit windbag. That is not out of shape, that is fat. Joe owes the just out of shape people an apology.

[Rep300]

Everytime I see Joe, I think of one of my favorite TV sitcoms of all time.......NEWSRADIO.

The first few seasons with Phil Hartman......GOLD.

[UkrainianGuy]

Joe Rogan is the Whole F'ing Show!!

[KentuckyCelt]

That was very disrespectfull of Joe to do that shit. I mean, he called her an out of shape older woman for Christ's sake!! That is VERY disrespectfull to older, out of shape people.


What he SHOULD have called her was an annoying fat piece of shit windbag. That is not out of shape, that is fat. Joe owes the just out of shape people an apology.

Don't do much clubbing or bar-hopping anymore, but if I had a nickel for every insecure, angry at the world, outta shape "thinks she's funny", overweight (or ugly) chick like this one, I'd never have to pay for a coffee again the rest of my life.

I love that he owned her, because she, and women like her, love to put men down, but always do so in the comfort of knowing they aren't likely to be humiliated in kind, and in the manner they truly deserve. He took her out of that comfort zone and made it clear, gender aside, she was an "intellectual" (if you can call it that), bully. She started the conversation with him to work in what she truly thought, and it got reversed on her.

[UkrainianGuy]

Joe Rogan on the Alex Jones Show

9/11 was not Natural!

[leroybrown]

joe's a smart man.

[UkrainianGuy]

Joe Rogan talks about strippers in Los Angeles

[Tony Bologna]

Oh shnap he just went up in respect for being down with Alex Jones

Alex Jones > Joe...

[UkrainianGuy]

Joe Rogan Disses Heckler

[UkrainianGuy]

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