The One The Only.... Chuck Norris

[UkrainianGuy]

Norris created the martial art Chun Kuk Do, which is based primarily on Tang Soo Do and includes elements from every combat style he knows. Like many other martial arts, Chun Kuk Do includes a code of honor and rules to live by. These rules are from Chuck Norris's personal code. They are:

1. I will develop myself to the maximum of my potential in all ways.
2. I will forget the mistakes of the past and press on to greater achievements.
3. I will continually work at developing love, happiness and loyalty in my family.
4. I will look for the good in all people and make them feel worthwhile.
5. If I have nothing good to say about a person, I will say nothing.
6. I will always be as enthusiastic about the success of others as I am about my own.
7. I will maintain an attitude of open-mindedness.
8. I will maintain respect for those in authority and demonstrate this respect at all times.
9. I will always remain loyal to my God, my country, family and my friends.
10. I will remain highly goal-oriented throughout my life because that positive attitude helps my family, my country and myself.

[Blooming lotus]

You know why Chuck Norris doesnt have any hair on his balls? Because hair doesnt grow on steel.


Seriously though. Norris is a bad man no doubt about it, but Lidell would fuck him up.


PYGMY

that's greeat to hear said. i would lovve to see the video of chucky N owning chucky L!.

soo tight of a guard in that clip.. he reminds me of the guy who instructed my security course and did supervision for the sydney olympics.. expect maayyybe not quite.

Entertaining, UG. . .

100 00 kotos to CN's zombie head

Blooming tianshi lotus.

[PYGMY]

You know why Chuck Norris doesnt have any hair on his balls? Because hair doesnt grow on steel.


Seriously though. Norris is a bad man no doubt about it, but Lidell would fuck him up.


PYGMY

[UkrainianGuy]

The One The Only.... Chuck Norris

CHUCK NORRIS & CARLOS MACHADO JIU JITSU
(Germany 1992 DEMO)

[Skeeter]

ugghhh, you're all just a bunch of Chuck Norris haterz

Nonsense. I worshipped the fucker when I was little. I OWN shit you didn't even know he made.

[Viperspit]

ugghhh, you're all just a bunch of Chuck Norris haterz

[Skeeter]

Liddellisms wouldn't be nearly as funny, V.

Big screen and tv made Norris so superhuman, it makes perfect comical sense to exaggerate his ridiculous powers. Chuck was a helluva "fighter" in his day, but old school punch-pulling tournaments don't really prove much. And for what it's worth, Bruce didn't even prove that.

Liddell is an undeniable badass, so the irony doesn't hit as hard.

Ponch from CHiPs, Fonzie, Roadhouse Patrick Swayze - these woulda worked, too.

Or Vin Diesel: http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&person=vin

[Ninja Loco]

Chuck Norris was kicking ass while Chuck Liddell was shitting in his diapers.

** cue for rebuttal leaving the opportunity to use a Depends lines **

And Chuck Liddell coulda come out of his crib and beat his ass even then *raspberry*

Shreddy - stop pushing 'chuck little' so much.
Chuck Norris is a star and one hell of a comedian(by accident) - a normal fighter is boring to mainstream people - who gives a damn if somebody can fight or really fight - it's all about the entertainment.

Ya got a point there, bro. LOL, can't much argue there.

Oh and I care about who can really fight. I've had my own ass whooped too many times not to care about such skillz.

I wonder if Shredder has Liddell posters on his bedroom wall?

Not anymore. Give them back

[Viperspit]

Shreddy - stop pushing 'chuck little' so much.
Chuck Norris is a star and one hell of a comedian(by accident) - a normal fighter is boring to mainstream people - who gives a damn if somebody can fight or really fight - it's all about the entertainment.

Despite that - my hats off to every MMA guy out there.

I wonder if Shredder has Liddell posters on his bedroom wall?

[_bruce_]

Shreddy - stop pushing 'chuck little' so much.
Chuck Norris is a star and one hell of a comedian(by accident) - a normal fighter is boring to mainstream people - who gives a damn if somebody can fight or really fight - it's all about the entertainment.

Despite that - my hats off to every MMA guy out there.

[Viperspit]

Chuck Liddell's tears CAUSE cancer. Therefore Chuclk Liddell does not cry.

Chuck Norris was kicking ass while Chuck Liddell was shitting in his diapers.

** cue for rebuttal leaving the opportunity to use a Depends lines **

[Ninja Loco]

Hey, I don't see any Internet famous Chuck Liddell threads around. I've never seen a Chuck Liddell's tears can cure cancer post. Now tell me who's better!

Chuck Liddell's tears CAUSE cancer. Therefore Chuclk Liddell does not cry.

[Blooming lotus]

Bro.....please don't tell me you're one of those that believe karate is really fight applicable against a trained fighter. Chuck was a karate guy who participated in karate tournaments and karate matches. Chuck Liddell is a real fighter.

Big Difference. Norris would get murdered. And that's only if Liddell is in a good mood.

What do you mean a real fighter?? Didn't Chuck Norris service in the military before his first black belt ??? How fucking real life do you want?? .

[UkrainianGuy]

What...... If?! (Part 3) <-----

[Viperspit]

Bro.....please don't tell me you're one of those that believe karate is really fight applicable against a trained fighter. Chuck was a karate guy who participated in karate tournaments and karate matches. Chuck Liddell is a real fighter.

Big Difference. Norris would get murdered. And that's only if Liddell is in a good mood.

Hey, I don't see any Internet famous Chuck Liddell threads around. I've never seen a Chuck Liddell's tears can cure cancer post. Now tell me who's better!